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T E X A R R A K I S

Wedgely greetings! You have somehow found Texarrakis. There are a number of ways this could have occurred, none of which are important to mention. It doesn't matter, and now you are here. 

TEXARRAKIS is a yet to be fully realized Fort Awesome, on a five acre plot of land, deep in the desert lands of far West Texas. It is not and will not be THE Fort Awesome, just part of a vast collection of Fort Awesomes around the world. Here is a brief and incomplete pictoral list of other examples of Fort Awesomes.

Two years ago, twelve of us drove from Boston to far West Texas. Recently, we spent two and a half months out there. Despite not achieving full blown Fort Awesome status as we would have liked to, we got pretty far. I would say right now it could be designated as Remote encampment status. 

this is a sliver's view of our encampment. you may click the image to see the whole photograph.

We put up a few rudimentary structures, lived out of tents and cans of beans whilst enjoying the spectacular, vast natural beauty of the Chihuahuan desert. Of course, we ran low on money and had to leave, in order to work in The City to earn enough money to get back to Lobo Valley, and to maybe try to upgrade TEXARRAKIS’s status from Remote Encampment. At least to the status of Homestead.

So here we are then! In the meantime, might as well maintain this website, right? Maybe do something with it, or something. Rebuild and expand the library (I recently had to rebuild this page from scratch), write articles and have some active blogs. Get photos and video up here, as well as stories from our experiences. Or something. Who knows.

In the meantime, please enjoy these sections:

And, the media has things to say about us, for some reason:

FOR THE VERY WEDGE

-Texarrakis
 

HEXNET.ORG

This video is pretty amazing to watch. It is like watching the evolution of one aspect of human understanding take place in a visual vortex that gets stronger and stronger and faster and faster as time moves along. An ever increasing pattern of knoweldge. Or something.

 

 

The data used to create this video is publicly available here.

Hat tip goes to geekosystem for this video.


a great many asteroids

For the two and a half months I lived in Texas, off the grid and twenty miles from civilization, my closest neighbors were the coyotes which roamed/owned the area. You would hear them at night, sometimes walking around our camp, sometimes howling or yipping (or making a terrifying shrieking cackling sound (at least I hope that was a coyote)) from near and far.

Now I've moved to Chicago, I don't have coyotes for neighbors, right?

To my surprise, I do. There are apparently two coyotes outfitted with GPS tracking units embedded somewhere within their flesh roaming around northwest Chicago, and they have a permit to do so. Information is scant on this, but apparently this is part of a study by the Cook County Rabies and Animal Control office, to monitor the travels of the coyotes and their effect on the rat population.

Of course, this generally makes people nervous, but coyotes are more popular in metropolitan areas then people realize. They generally keep a low profile and go around controlling the size of deer, rabbit, and rat populations. It's very rare that they attack humans, they have no need or desire to do such a dangerous thing. Instinctively, by this point maybe it's possible they even fully understand the consequence -- DEATH.

But now, I stand the possibility of running in a coyote that is authorized to coexist with human beings, which will make walking around Chicago a little more interesting.

Here, watch this local news report:

 

Source: WFLD Fox Chicago

I hope Antarctican visitors to Texarrakis secretly sampled this whiskey.

In the last week, someone from Antarctica paid Texarrakis a visit, and browsed through nearly 20 pages. I don't know why someone from Antarctica would spend what I assume would be their precious internet time on this page, of all places. Maybe researchers and scientists and whoever exists in Antarctica spend a similar amount of time on the internet. I do not know.

Recently though, I came across news that a 12 pack of century old whiskey was found wonderfully preserved underneath Shackelton's old Antarctic shack. In the case were 11 bottles, one half empty. It is now my hope that the very same Antarctic visitor to Texarrakis got a chance to sample this whiskey. If this is the case, and you are our Antarctican friend, please let me know.

It's extremely unlikely though, the crate was discovered in 2006. The only reason it is making a news splash now, is that it has been thawed out in the Canterbury Museum in ChurchChrist, New Zealand. Apparently the museum is shipping samples to the same distillery which succeeded the company that distilled this whiskey is receiving samples of it, in order to reverse engineer the old whiskey back into life. The museum has started a blog called "The Great Whisky Crate Thaw", full of exciting pictures and updates. It is oddly tantalizing. They haven't opened a bottle yet; they are hoping to remove the straw covering within the next few days!

I await this product's arrival!

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In the two and a half months spent on Texarrakis soil, one of our larger past times was watching lightning storms. This was my personal favorite past time, although I do admit, it was not voluntary. When your whole life is spent outdoors (unless sleeping in a disintegrating tent at night counts as indoors), you will watch whatever storm is coming. At least I will. Texarrakis is situated right at the highest point of the middle of Lobo Valley, with mountains sandwiching it in east and west. Generally speaking, lightning storms would kind of get trapped behind the mountains. It would linger far away, and you would be safe from lightning. But, every now and then one would push it's way past the mountains, and all of a sudden you would find yourself one of the top ten tallest things within a quarter mile in the middle of a violent lightning storm. It was during these points you would get into a car.

Generally though, they would sit behind mountains, and as the sun would set, we would move our camping chairs to get a good view. As it got darker, they would light up like classic Star Trek nebulae, and we would sit and watch until they either dissipated or moved on.


large storm trapped behind the chispa mountains

Pulsating and flashing on and off, streaks of lightning travelling from top to bottom or side to side of the storm. It was glorious. What an incredible replacement for television, and just as hypnotizing as a campfire.

Now I'm in Chicago, and I'm pleased with my thunderstorm viewing. It could certainly be better. I am on the third floor of an old brick apartment building, with a view of the Sears (oh uh, excuse me, the Willis) Tower. Every so often, the tornado siren goes off. This isn't West Texas, but I believe it will do for the time being.

 

Someone in the forum asked us this question: "So if you had to make a top ten list of what not to do, what would it be for this latest endeavor?". This was a really good question, and I spent so long writing an answer that I decided I would have to post this as actual content, as well as a reply in the forum.

SO here it is, a top ten list of what NOT to do when quitting your life to start a remote homestead. This is, of course, coming from our experience, and based on our resources. If you have something like $25,000 to sink in to a project like this, you will probably be fine, although a lot of this advice will still be applicable.

 


 

1) Don’t blow a bunch of money on the way down. You have to understand, we quit our jobs and our lives to do this, and we wanted to have a fun trip down. So we didn’t take a direct route. This ate substantially into our funds. Although, it was an AMAZING road trip.

2) Don’t make an attempt until you have a SOLID budget. This was our largest problem; we sort of left creating a budget as an activity to do once we got to Texas. And then we pushed it back further, since we had to wait for the land surveyor to get started building, anyway. By the time we had our land surveyed, we were a month and a half in, and the damage had been done. Research building materials and have clear idea of costs beforehand, and put these into your budget. Have a food budget, an a gasoline budget. Plan your budget by conservatively over-estimating costs, and only try to cut costs once you are actually on the ground. Look up as many prices as you can on the internet; for prices you can't find out online, just CALL.

3) Create a way to earn revenue BEFOREHAND, don’t just assume it’ll happen. Unless you’ve saved up SIGNIFICANT cash. We had a plan to start up an internet store relatively soon after landing on our property, where we would sell crafts and things online for a profit. We didn’t really have a solid plan, just this concept that it would all come together once we were there. It didn’t, so we’re not going to go back down until we actually have a source of revenue in action, and then we can expand upon it greatly once we’re there. 

We had also been warned by a number of homesteaders that found the Texarrakis webpage that this sort of project generally takes tens of thousands of dollars to accomplish. I don’t see myself having that sort of money, at any point, so we will be dependent on some sort of income.

If you don’t have any sort of income, you will probably suffer the same fate that we have.

4) Do not plan to start the project without having already spent a significant amount of time in the area.  We had done extensive research on the area before hand, and had spent a week there years ago, but this was not enough. You can only find out so much about remote areas on the internet. You need to actually spend real time where you are setting up your homestead, especially if you are on a very tight budget. You need to know the community, and know the environment. Our most recent trip served this purpose quite well, even if it wasn’t exactly what we had set out to do.

5) Don’t assume that the land is all set up to build on before you get there. This was a large problem for us. I had spent a long time trying to get the only land surveyor in the county out there before we got there, but he wouldn’t get back to us. Once we were actually there, it was only until I was unwittingly behind him in line at the post office that I was able to get him to nail down a time. He turned out to be extremely helpful and friendly, I just don’t think he took us seriously at first. He's not to blame in this instance, we are, since we counted on him being able to work on our schedule. He is a very busy man.

Also, don’t expect there to be easy access to your property. Our property is in a huge, fenced and locked in area that a local rancher controls. It took a better part of an afternoon just to get his phone number. He was very friendly and helpful, but only gave us limited access to one of his gates, as the roads went over his property in a lot of spots; we had to repair about two miles of road to a different, more public gate that we could actually get in and out of, which took time.

This same rancher wasn’t keen on us building without our land being surveyed, but we decided to start a project a few days before the surveyor came out. We were fortunate, one edge of the structure we started turned out to only be about ten feet from our property boundary.

If we had all this taken care of BEFORE getting there, it would have saved a lot of time and energy.

6) Don’t show up with out something solid to live in, living out of tents doesn’t quite cut it. It’s fun and adventurous, but hardly creates a suitable living environment when everything you own is on the floor of a tent. Sleeping can be difficult some nights when the wind slams into your tent all night, creating an excess of noise, making you worry the whole thing is going to collapse on you. The tent will start to disintegrate in the sun and wind after a time, all of a sudden just keeping your tent standing becomes a whole project in and of itself. 

Our original plan involved dragging a trailer down, but the amount which this would affect our gas costs was way too high. Next time, we will be showing up WITH a trailer, so we can have proper shelter right off the bat. With a travel trailer as well, we would have a dry, dust free environment that already has a water, electrical, and propane infrastructure, which could be expanded upon once we have other structures set up.

7) Don’t underestimate the power of making lists. Can’t say this enough. Everything we successfully accomplished, was thanks to well crafted lists. When you’re living in the middle of the desert and only visiting town once a week, you only have one shot at getting all the supplies you need the next week. Forgetting something as simple as another pound of nails will set you back.

8) Don't assume you can get all the components you need for a specific project upon arrival. For instance, we had all of the components to set up a working wind generator, except for the specific kind transmission wire it needed. Which turned out to be impossible to find, we ended up ordering it online, but it never showed up at the post office, at least while we were there.

9) Don’t let days simply happen as they will. Organize your time carefully, and prioritize different project components. Set yourself deadlines.

10) Publicity is not necessarily your best friend, you probably don't want to seek it out, until you are established. Sean Cole of Marketplace is an amazing person, and it was a pleasure to have him recording us as we planned. The Marketplace story is actually a condensed version of a much more fleshed out story which will be the pilot episode to a new Canadian Broadcasting Company program called “Money Changes Everything”.  I have no regrets about that.

But when the Boston Globe contacted me after I posted an ad for our yard sale on a local Livejournal community, I really should have flat out said NO. The resulting article got linked on Something Awful (which I always used to enjoy, but now I have to evaluate what I find enjoyable on the internet). A few errors on part of the reporter got blown into these insane assumptions about who we were. The biggest example of this, was the article saying I put the land purchase on my Mom’s credit card; it was MY credit card, but one that I wasn’t supposed to use ever, and that my parents monitored. This was nearly a decade ago.  That got turned into us being called a bunch of wealthy trust fund suburbanite hipsters.  The webpage we had set up and was intended for our friends and family turned into this huge weird thing.

The amount of hate and bashing we then received was ridiculous, and hard to combat from a cell phone with limited 3g connectivity, in the middle of the desert. People thought we were out to prove something, and talked about us as if we were in some reality show with other off grid homesteads as the other contestants. They certainly didn’t cause our failure or anything, but occasionally after some really mean or nasty comment, we would feel demoralized and less motivated. A huge population of internet people making things up about you and making fun of you, as much as you tell yourself it doesn't matter, can actually hurt.

 


 

THERE. There's the list. I've written this as much for myself as I have for you. I think #4 is the most pertinent. You need the experience, to get the lay of the land, before you can jump right in and set up shop. The trip is seen as a failure by a large portion of the internet, and admittedly, we did fail to reach our goals. But, I sincerely doubt our goals could have been reached before having this experience, even if it is just because of how little experience in all of this we initially had.

It must be said that a huge amount of planning went into this; the problem was just execution. We planned a great deal, but left a lot of execution of our plans until we had already landed in West Texas. 

 

So, I built a monster of a webpage this time around, apparently. It's using too much of the shared server's CPU. I'm attempting to fix the problem now, because I REALLY don't have the money to upgrade to a VPS, and definitely not to a dedicated server! Does this make any sense to you? I am up to my neck in web design right now, I just want to get a site up that is running smoothly and efficiently so that I don't have to pay another $30 (or, worst case scenario, $190) more per month.

At any rate, there may be some random glitches, broken links, messed up pages. If you find anything and you want to be helpful, post a comment here.

HOORAY!
TEXARRAKIS IS
BACK ONLINE!

Sorry about all that down time. I am an incompetent webmaster. The first installation of Texarrakis took me three months of time and about five thousand dollars worth of coffee to accomplish. But, of course, it was terrible and clunky. It was a real jalopy, it broke down all the time. I probably could have eventually restored everything to its exact previous glory, but really it needed a complete overhaul into something a little simpler and lighter.

So here we are! There are some new things, and some old things, and things that are missing. Plans for this site in the next week include a forum, another text garden (this time moderated). I would like to expand the library, but I'm pleased that the one thing I wanted to get back on there is the Audio of Dr Martin Luther King Jr Speeches. They are really incredible to listen to. Maybe I'll throw some Alan Watts up here, or something.

I've also, for some reason, liberated the entirety of my old livejournal to my blog on this site. It was a bit tricky, and probably a waste of time. But whatever, it dates back to 2000. There are interesting posts on there I may link to from some page here.  For example, my trip to Lower Manhatten from Boston, on 9/12/2001. Don't judge me, I was a lot younger. The blog is titled The Last of the Meketrex Supplicants (that is a Ghostbusters reference). Currently I am writing about my time in Chicago, but in the future will be writing posts on progress I am making towards getting back to West Texas.

Uh, what else is there? Oh yeah, I would like you to appreciate the fact that over the course of this day I have begun to feel more and more ill, nausea, a headache, a slight fever. So, some of the content on here which I wrote today may possibly be a little fuzzy around the edges, although I think it helped give me a bit of an edge. I really wanted to get this site together by the end of tonight, because this weekend we are being featured on Market Place weekend, and I don't know what's going to happen with that. You can read the transcript or listen here (just skip to 36:08 if you get tired of the intricacies of some sort of problem with mortgages (that I didn't have the patience to listen to).

 Living Off the Land at Fort Awesome

The last time we had media coverage, though it was certainly a pleasant article, this site and most of it's outlets became inundated with, uh, mean people. We are not wealthy by any means and I don't *think* we're hipsters (I don't own a pair of jeans that cost me more then four dollars). Nor did we vote for Obama (because he is the same shit, just in a differently sculpted pile), nor are we against guns.

What we are absolutely against is racism, bigotry, homophobia, and sexism, and I see no reason why I should not summarily execute a ban of any individual or individuals that are displaying such characteristics.

Anyway, I think that's all I have to say on that matter! Enjoy the site, do whatever you want besides the thing I just mentioned. You can sign up for an account, and do fun things like have your own Texarrakis blog, or like do whatever; I don't know what you people do on the internet, you figure it out.

Good wedge to you all.

 

- gene

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