the cover of the book by the man behind the conference
But not because I believe in anything these people will be trying to assert. I want to go because I've always wanted to go to one of these pseudo-science conferences, just to see what it is like. This costs $50, and is only a couple of hours away from me; at the Hilton Garden Inn in South Bend, Indiana. I HAVE TO WITNESS THIS.
Geocentrism is particularly ridiculous; it is the belief that our planet does not move at all, it stays at a fixed point in space, at the center of the universe. Everything else revolves around the planet Earth. This, of course, is not the case. Instead, our planet orbits around the sun, hurtling through our orbit at over 67,000 miles an hour whilst simultaneously spinning like a top at an angle at 783 miles per hour (in Chicago, anyway). Our sun and solar system is moving too. Everything is spinning and moving and falling towards each other and away from each other in the universe, and just thinking about it is amazing. I probably didn't need to explain this to you.
But I will say this about geocentrism; there is a certain elegance to the idea that the Earth could be at a fixed point in space, with everything else orbiting it. If it turned out that is how the universe worked, it's not like that wouldn't be amazing either. The Earth, at the center of it all, kept in line and free from harm by God, or something. There is a beauty to that. And I can understand why, in the past this may have been accepted truth, because perceptually and realistically, the Earth very much IS the center of our universe. Very few people get to even leave Earth.
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But unfortunately, I'll never get to feel what it is like to live in a geocentric universe, because that is clearly not the universe we live in. Nasa addresses the issue here.
Let's assume for a moment though that I didn't understand the Universe, and was open to geocentric possibilities. I don't think Robert Sungenis (also known as Bible Bob, see video below), a racist Catholic apologist (that the Catholic Church doesn't even want to associate with) would really be the type of person who would really convince me that the Sun orbits our planet. The Southern Poverty Law Center even has a file on this guy. After looking him up on Youtube, it seems like he regularly participates in debates on thrilling topics, from "Purgatory: Fact or Fiction", "Father Knows Best" and the infallibleness of the Bible. There are multitudes of these videos available.
dr robert sungenis in his highschool senior photo
But still, I think I'm going to go to this conference. How could I not with this exciting line up? Check it out:
Dr Robert Sungenis: Geocentrism: They Know It But They're Hiding It
THE NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE IS A CONSPIRACY, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE US IT'S THE SCIENCE INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
Mr Mark Wyatt: Introduction to the Mechanics of Geocentrism
Here, I will learn the physics of how the universe orbits Earth, I think.
Dr Robert Bennett: Scientific Experiments Showing Earth Motionless in Space
I hope these are experiments which can be conducted in front of my eyes. Oh, how I would love to be baffled by experiments which probably won't make any sense.
Msr Rick/Wyn Delano: Scientific Evidence: Earth in the Center of the Universe
I am very excited to see this evidence!
Dr Gerry Bouw: The Biblical Firmament: Outer Space is Not Empty
It, what? It's not? It's, heaven? Is that it??
Dr Robert Sungenis: Galileo and the Church: What Really Happened?
Yes, please, please tell me what really happened.
Mr John Salza, Esq: The Fathers and Exegesis of Scripture on Geocentrism
Dr E Michael Jones: English Ideology, Newton & the Exploitation of Science
Yes, Newton and all the rest of the "scientists" exploiting science all for themselves!
Mr Hugh Miller: Carbon 14 & Radiometric Dating Show Young Earth
Right! The Sun orbits the Earth and was created by God 10,000 years ago!
Man, am I looking forward to this conference. It's on November 6th, in Indiana; only a two hour drive from Chicago! Living in the north east, I have always wanted to go to some bizarre pseudo-science conference, but most of the good ones were always inaccessible. Until now!
I will give my full report.
Finally, please get whatever enjoyment you can out of this video of Dr Robert Sungenis on the topic of the "Holy Sacrament of the Masses
This video is pretty amazing to watch. It is like watching the evolution of one aspect of human understanding take place in a visual vortex that gets stronger and stronger and faster and faster as time moves along. An ever increasing pattern of knoweldge. Or something.
The data used to create this video is publicly available here.
