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TEXARRAKIS UPDATE

Oct
02
2011

WEDGELY GREETINGS. Whoever you are, hello and good tidings to you.

So as you may or may not know, I have returned to Boston, after spending an inordinate amount of time trying to reopen the portal which brought us here in the first place. I'm not sure we'll ever get back home, it may take years of research before we can open up the plane.

At any rate, I have neglected this blog for a while, because i have been working on some very important projects. I am now running a number of websites, furthering the TEXARRAKIS cause.

Here they are, listed in ORDER:

  1. GENE MACHINE
  2. WAAAHMBULANCE
  3. WEATHER IS HAPPENING
  4. Chatsie!
  5. ATWOOD FEST
  6. we don't have to think like that anymore
  7. POOP ROBOT
  8. TEXARRAKIS network

TEXARRAKIS network being a PROPRIETARY WEB RING that bind all these sites together.

 

PART of the
TEXARRAKIS network
<<< Previous | Network | Join | Random | Next >>>
 

I am also hosting a few sites, namely:

  1. BUSINESS COYOTE
    and
  2. stringeth.me

And there are other projects. BUT I AM GOING TO START POSTING IN THIS BLOG AGAIN, starting it up with THIS VERY POST. 

Posted By gene

TEXARRAKIS PRIME UPGRADE - HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER

​welcome to the
SUPREMELY 

UPGRADED

TEXARRAKIS

FREE FROM THE SHACKLES of oversold shared hosting, where TEXARRAKIS PRIME could never live up to its full potential as it tried to squirm its way to the top above the thousands of other sites. No longer is TEXARRAKIS hosted in a writhing, undulating mass of other hosted sites. TEXARRAKIS PRIME NOW LIVES ON ITS VERY OWN VIRTUAL PRIVATE SERVER, which will make TEXARRAKIS harder, better, faster and stronger.


this explains the new server upgrade

You may, if you wish, take note of the fact that this page is no longer TEXARRAKIS | AND THE GLOBAL WEIRDING EFFECT. This is now instead, TEXARRAKIS | PRIME, to properly distinguish it as the primary entity of TEXARRAKIS, of which all of the TEXARRAKIS satellites orbit gracefully around.

Regardless of whether this is your first time here, or you are a repeat visitor, you are probably asking yourself; WHAT IS TEXARRAKIS? Luckily for you, there is a page titled just that, WHAT IS TEXARRAKIS? That should, hopefully, answer all of your questions. If it doesn't, then uh, I dunno, I'm working on an FAQ at the moment. And by "working on", I really mean "neglecting to work on".

Do you like PHOTOGRAPHS? I'm sure you do. Check out the section of PHOTOS from TEXARRAKIS. The photo page is currently all screwed up though, hopefully to be resolved in our lifetime.  What about videos? SURELY YOU LIKE VIDEOS. Check out the section of TEXARRAKIS VIDEOS. Or if you feel like it, check out our interesting and small Library.

OR, YOU can enjoy us on one of our many satellites: you can go shopping for weird obscure items at Texarrakis Obscurities. Join the exciting FACEBOOK page. Or follow TEXARRAKIS on Twitter and/or Youtube. We're even on Tumblr. You can also send us hate mail here.

Enjoy your time browsing TEXARRAKIS PRIME and all of its glorious innards. 

FOR THE VERY WEDGE

-Texarrakis

HexagonBot sees all, retweets all hexagon related tweets on Twitter

Jul
11
2011

I posted this to Twitter earlier, hours after waking up from and coming to terms with a series of bizarre, frightening and intimate dreams I had while sleeping:

hexagonal dreams, nightmares of hexagons, all chasing, hungry for shape conversion. shape conversion, from any polygon, to hexagons. o_o

And then two minutes later, a most glorious thing happened:

O_O. Retweeted, by, HEXAGON BOT. What is Hexagonbot?

Oh, I see. It turns out, TEXARRAKIS's esteemed colleagues over at HEXNET have apparently, masterfully invented the Hexagonbot. Like it says in its about section on the Hexagonbot Twitter profile,

Hexagonbot is an automated hexagonal information service brought to you by the Global Hexagonal Awareness Project. For details, visit hexnet.org. FTVW http://hexnet.org

There you have it. HEXNET, who brought the Global Hexagonal Awareness Project to Tumblr, now has a companion service on Twitter, which automatically retweets every single tweet about hexagons that appears on Twitter, updating in 10 minute intervals. It's pretty amusing to read the @Hexagonbot posts, of amused and delighted (but sometimes strangely angry) people who were retweeted after including the word hexagon in a tweet.

Read more about the Hexagonbot at HEXNET: Our new hexagonal robot overlords​Go try it out for yourself right now by tweeting about hexagons.

FOR THE VERY WEDGE

Posted By gene

No multiupload for Drupal 7?

May
30
2011

GAH. As you can see, I'm redoing TEXARRAKIS a bit, so that it's not the chunky, nightmarish version which froze computers and loaded in over a minute that it was before. What a beast. I want to be able to focus more solely on quality content then endless naggy Drupal tinkering.

It is no secret to web developers that this is a Drupal site. It has Drupal written all over it. I'm not the most competent web designer, by any stretch of the imagination, but I have the computer stamina to endlessly tweak and edit CSS until I have something that is at least moderately agreeable to my tastes.

I should have never goddamn upgraded to Drupal 7 though. It had been like 8 months since it came out, and I blindly expected it to be caught up in support and extendability to Drupal 6, but no, dear lord, barely anything is ported yet, everything is buggy and weird. They shouldn't have ever released it; this is like the Windows Vista of content management systems.

There is just one thing I want, and goddamnit, it's 2011, how hard can this be? I want a multiupload tool, so I can reupload the thousands of photos I have into pleasant galleries. Or at the very least some sort of batch import, I would love to just upload all the photos via FTP and import them into some gallery? Nope. All the Drupal modules that have that ability are for Drupal 6, and not yet ported to Drupal 7.

Why am I even telling you all this? I don't know. It just seems like bullshit to me that's all.

ANYWAY there's some exciting stuff brewing on this site, I promise.

-Gene

Posted By gene

a VERY MERRY easter from TEXARRAKIS

Apr
24
2011

Please follow these simple instructions to enjoy Easter, TEXARRAKIS style.

First, please click play on this:

Now, you are ready to watch this full screen:

MERRY EASTER, from TEXARRAKIS

Posted By gene

TEXARRAKIS PRESENTS: I LOVE TRASH COVER

Apr
22
2011

This was posted once before, but it was not uploaded to the TEXARRAKIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL, so here it is, being posted again, at it's new home:

Posted By gene

TEXARRAKIS OBSCURITIES

Feb
11
2011

Jeez, I have gotten pretty bad at updating this site. There are all sorts of reason for this. Between my job pushing paper, and this new project I've been working on, an Etsy vintage store, 

TEXARRAKIS OBSCURITIES

which I started to try and jumpstart my dream career of being a successful junk dealer. Between that and watching popular revolutions unfold on live internet video streams, I have been a bit too drained to do anything particularly substantial with this webpage.

But I feel like I probably should do something more with this webpage, and will continue my Star Trek screen shot posts, and the occasional weird post as something interesting happens. 

KEEP STAYING TUNED, and follow this page on Facebook!

Posted By gene

Shackleton's whiskey supply found frozen in Antarctic ice, and we may be able to taste the results!

Aug
14
2010

I hope Antarctican visitors to Texarrakis secretly sampled this whiskey.

In the last week, someone from Antarctica paid Texarrakis a visit, and browsed through nearly 20 pages. I don't know why someone from Antarctica would spend what I assume would be their precious internet time on this page, of all places. Maybe researchers and scientists and whoever exists in Antarctica spend a similar amount of time on the internet. I do not know.

Recently though, I came across news that a 12 pack of century old whiskey was found wonderfully preserved underneath Shackelton's old Antarctic shack. In the case were 11 bottles, one half empty. It is now my hope that the very same Antarctic visitor to Texarrakis got a chance to sample this whiskey. If this is the case, and you are our Antarctican friend, please let me know.

It's extremely unlikely though, the crate was discovered in 2006. The only reason it is making a news splash now, is that it has been thawed out in the Canterbury Museum in ChurchChrist, New Zealand. Apparently the museum is shipping samples to the same distillery which succeeded the company that distilled this whiskey is receiving samples of it, in order to reverse engineer the old whiskey back into life. The museum has started a blog called "The Great Whisky Crate Thaw", full of exciting pictures and updates. It is oddly tantalizing. They haven't opened a bottle yet; they are hoping to remove the straw covering within the next few days!

I await this product's arrival!

Posted By gene

A top 10 list of what NOT to do when quitting your life to start a remote homestead

Aug
11
2010

 

Someone in the forum asked us this question: "So if you had to make a top ten list of what not to do, what would it be for this latest endeavor?". This was a really good question, and I spent so long writing an answer that I decided I would have to post this as actual content, as well as a reply in the forum.

SO here it is, a top ten list of what NOT to do when quitting your life to start a remote homestead. This is, of course, coming from our experience, and based on our resources. If you have something like $25,000 to sink in to a project like this, you will probably be fine, although a lot of this advice will still be applicable.

 


 

1) Don’t blow a bunch of money on the way down. You have to understand, we quit our jobs and our lives to do this, and we wanted to have a fun trip down. So we didn’t take a direct route. This ate substantially into our funds. Although, it was an AMAZING road trip.

2) Don’t make an attempt until you have a SOLID budget. This was our largest problem; we sort of left creating a budget as an activity to do once we got to Texas. And then we pushed it back further, since we had to wait for the land surveyor to get started building, anyway. By the time we had our land surveyed, we were a month and a half in, and the damage had been done. Research building materials and have clear idea of costs beforehand, and put these into your budget. Have a food budget, an a gasoline budget. Plan your budget by conservatively over-estimating costs, and only try to cut costs once you are actually on the ground. Look up as many prices as you can on the internet; for prices you can't find out online, just CALL.

3) Create a way to earn revenue BEFOREHAND, don’t just assume it’ll happen. Unless you’ve saved up SIGNIFICANT cash. We had a plan to start up an internet store relatively soon after landing on our property, where we would sell crafts and things online for a profit. We didn’t really have a solid plan, just this concept that it would all come together once we were there. It didn’t, so we’re not going to go back down until we actually have a source of revenue in action, and then we can expand upon it greatly once we’re there. 

We had also been warned by a number of homesteaders that found the Texarrakis webpage that this sort of project generally takes tens of thousands of dollars to accomplish. I don’t see myself having that sort of money, at any point, so we will be dependent on some sort of income.

If you don’t have any sort of income, you will probably suffer the same fate that we have.

4) Do not plan to start the project without having already spent a significant amount of time in the area.  We had done extensive research on the area before hand, and had spent a week there years ago, but this was not enough. You can only find out so much about remote areas on the internet. You need to actually spend real time where you are setting up your homestead, especially if you are on a very tight budget. You need to know the community, and know the environment. Our most recent trip served this purpose quite well, even if it wasn’t exactly what we had set out to do.

5) Don’t assume that the land is all set up to build on before you get there. This was a large problem for us. I had spent a long time trying to get the only land surveyor in the county out there before we got there, but he wouldn’t get back to us. Once we were actually there, it was only until I was unwittingly behind him in line at the post office that I was able to get him to nail down a time. He turned out to be extremely helpful and friendly, I just don’t think he took us seriously at first. He's not to blame in this instance, we are, since we counted on him being able to work on our schedule. He is a very busy man.

Also, don’t expect there to be easy access to your property. Our property is in a huge, fenced and locked in area that a local rancher controls. It took a better part of an afternoon just to get his phone number. He was very friendly and helpful, but only gave us limited access to one of his gates, as the roads went over his property in a lot of spots; we had to repair about two miles of road to a different, more public gate that we could actually get in and out of, which took time.

This same rancher wasn’t keen on us building without our land being surveyed, but we decided to start a project a few days before the surveyor came out. We were fortunate, one edge of the structure we started turned out to only be about ten feet from our property boundary.

If we had all this taken care of BEFORE getting there, it would have saved a lot of time and energy.

6) Don’t show up with out something solid to live in, living out of tents doesn’t quite cut it. It’s fun and adventurous, but hardly creates a suitable living environment when everything you own is on the floor of a tent. Sleeping can be difficult some nights when the wind slams into your tent all night, creating an excess of noise, making you worry the whole thing is going to collapse on you. The tent will start to disintegrate in the sun and wind after a time, all of a sudden just keeping your tent standing becomes a whole project in and of itself. 

Our original plan involved dragging a trailer down, but the amount which this would affect our gas costs was way too high. Next time, we will be showing up WITH a trailer, so we can have proper shelter right off the bat. With a travel trailer as well, we would have a dry, dust free environment that already has a water, electrical, and propane infrastructure, which could be expanded upon once we have other structures set up.

7) Don’t underestimate the power of making lists. Can’t say this enough. Everything we successfully accomplished, was thanks to well crafted lists. When you’re living in the middle of the desert and only visiting town once a week, you only have one shot at getting all the supplies you need the next week. Forgetting something as simple as another pound of nails will set you back.

8) Don't assume you can get all the components you need for a specific project upon arrival. For instance, we had all of the components to set up a working wind generator, except for the specific kind transmission wire it needed. Which turned out to be impossible to find, we ended up ordering it online, but it never showed up at the post office, at least while we were there.

9) Don’t let days simply happen as they will. Organize your time carefully, and prioritize different project components. Set yourself deadlines.

10) Publicity is not necessarily your best friend, you probably don't want to seek it out, until you are established. Sean Cole of Marketplace is an amazing person, and it was a pleasure to have him recording us as we planned. The Marketplace story is actually a condensed version of a much more fleshed out story which will be the pilot episode to a new Canadian Broadcasting Company program called “Money Changes Everything”.  I have no regrets about that.

But when the Boston Globe contacted me after I posted an ad for our yard sale on a local Livejournal community, I really should have flat out said NO. The resulting article got linked on Something Awful (which I always used to enjoy, but now I have to evaluate what I find enjoyable on the internet). A few errors on part of the reporter got blown into these insane assumptions about who we were. The biggest example of this, was the article saying I put the land purchase on my Mom’s credit card; it was MY credit card, but one that I wasn’t supposed to use ever, and that my parents monitored. This was nearly a decade ago.  That got turned into us being called a bunch of wealthy trust fund suburbanite hipsters.  The webpage we had set up and was intended for our friends and family turned into this huge weird thing.

The amount of hate and bashing we then received was ridiculous, and hard to combat from a cell phone with limited 3g connectivity, in the middle of the desert. People thought we were out to prove something, and talked about us as if we were in some reality show with other off grid homesteads as the other contestants. They certainly didn’t cause our failure or anything, but occasionally after some really mean or nasty comment, we would feel demoralized and less motivated. A huge population of internet people making things up about you and making fun of you, as much as you tell yourself it doesn't matter, can actually hurt.

 


 

THERE. There's the list. I've written this as much for myself as I have for you. I think #4 is the most pertinent. You need the experience, to get the lay of the land, before you can jump right in and set up shop. The trip is seen as a failure by a large portion of the internet, and admittedly, we did fail to reach our goals. But, I sincerely doubt our goals could have been reached before having this experience, even if it is just because of how little experience in all of this we initially had.

It must be said that a huge amount of planning went into this; the problem was just execution. We planned a great deal, but left a lot of execution of our plans until we had already landed in West Texas. 

 

Posted By gene

TEXARRAKIS may be glitchy for a little while

Aug
09
2010

So, I built a monster of a webpage this time around, apparently. It's using too much of the shared server's CPU. I'm attempting to fix the problem now, because I REALLY don't have the money to upgrade to a VPS, and definitely not to a dedicated server! Does this make any sense to you? I am up to my neck in web design right now, I just want to get a site up that is running smoothly and efficiently so that I don't have to pay another $30 (or, worst case scenario, $190) more per month.

At any rate, there may be some random glitches, broken links, messed up pages. If you find anything and you want to be helpful, post a comment here.

Posted By gene

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